Camel Toe, Yo

i ain't gonna belabor the subject, an' shit. i'm 'bout to drop silly knowledge right about now that the whole backwards ass eartf done been clamorin' for. y'all ready?

Caitlyn Daymon's got MAD CAMEL TOE, son! she be havin' some hang time on that monkey for DAYS, yo! no lie! 2 tru!

i watch her walk and i GOTST to be like" DAY-UM! That shit be draggin' on the floor, an' shit!"

her camel toe has a human toe. THAT is how big that nonsense be.

i lookin' at it ... and it looks BACK at ME!

fo' real!

i ain't gon' get all speculative and wonder about how freaky she get when the lights go low. i ain't looking to cross no boundaries, or nothin'. i'z just doin' what i do -- callin' it like i see it. and make no mistake.

i see it!

she got meat curtains, homie. KRAZY kurtains. and they hang LOW. if i was the type of brotha that needed to lay low from the Police? Shee-it. them shits would be my SAFEHOUSE! i ever had to look for a place to HIBERNATE? her moose knuckle be the PLACE. how much clearer does a brotha gotsta BE?

i ain't MAD atcha, Caityln. Ain't like dat. I'z just bein' observational. Do yo' thang.

Rock that monkey, girl.

this your boy, Ice Tre. holla.

T R E in TEAM

you heard right.

Ice Tre is living the dream. contract; extended with EPW. next match; teaming with Day Ryan, representin' EPW in the Dupree memorial.

couldn't be more honored.

all you have to do to reckonize the impact mr.dupree had on the industry - and the people he knew - to know how important it is to show up for this event. Ice Tre never met the mastermind behind so many incredible wrestling promotions. never met the cat that everyone says was the absolute most gen-u-wine guy in the bid'niss. and I be regrettin' that. err'day. but i'm more than privledged to try and make this tournament mean somethin'.

gotsta take a beat to thank all my fans. the Tre'niacs ... you my boyz. keep it real.

to Tre'z HoodRatz -- my ladies of the night -- make it clap, yo.

i wouldn't be where i be if y'all weren't where you were, nah'mean?

Ice Tre has never been more determinated 2 dominate and decimate. hopin' i can stretch this into a more-than-one-shot dizzle. these events get MAD exposure, son. err'body peepin' ICE TRE in their area! Bow down, yo!

NFW ain't SHIT! Ice Tre will lead Dan Ryan and TEAM EPW to victory, yo!

How I Do.

booyah, kid.

microphone check. one, two. one, two.

that's right. it's your boy, T R E. what.

peep me out, yo. bloggin' like a motherfucker backstage at Russian Roulette. all high tech an' shit. iPhonin it it, son!

talk with the boys swirlin' around Dan Ryan regaining control of this piece at the next show. some of the boys happy, some nervous, some indifferent. me? damn. Dan Ryan ain't wronged The Tre just yet. file me as indifferential.

my super-agent, Cassanova Stewart, out working out a deal to keep the Ice Age on your TV. to freeze out suckas. longterm and in an EPW ring. if anybody can make the deal happen and make sure all my millions and millions of fans remain satisfied, it's Cassanova. my brother is smooth, son.

Stevens up for the EPW World Championship tonight. Unreal that he would have that shot before Ice Tre. I was born to win that King of the Cage tourmanent. and he edged me out. it could have been ME. SHOULD have been T R E.

but rest assured, Tre'niacs ... my story ain't done yet. you have not seen the last of the King of the Streetz. the King of the Internetz. Ice Tre.

holla.