Camel Toe, Yo

i ain't gonna belabor the subject, an' shit. i'm 'bout to drop silly knowledge right about now that the whole backwards ass eartf done been clamorin' for. y'all ready?

Caitlyn Daymon's got MAD CAMEL TOE, son! she be havin' some hang time on that monkey for DAYS, yo! no lie! 2 tru!

i watch her walk and i GOTST to be like" DAY-UM! That shit be draggin' on the floor, an' shit!"

her camel toe has a human toe. THAT is how big that nonsense be.

i lookin' at it ... and it looks BACK at ME!

fo' real!

i ain't gon' get all speculative and wonder about how freaky she get when the lights go low. i ain't looking to cross no boundaries, or nothin'. i'z just doin' what i do -- callin' it like i see it. and make no mistake.

i see it!

she got meat curtains, homie. KRAZY kurtains. and they hang LOW. if i was the type of brotha that needed to lay low from the Police? Shee-it. them shits would be my SAFEHOUSE! i ever had to look for a place to HIBERNATE? her moose knuckle be the PLACE. how much clearer does a brotha gotsta BE?

i ain't MAD atcha, Caityln. Ain't like dat. I'z just bein' observational. Do yo' thang.

Rock that monkey, girl.

this your boy, Ice Tre. holla.