Out on Bail, Fresh Outta Jail!

B'lieve the HYPE, Tre'niacs.

I pack heat, I roll heavy, and I am *ALWAYS* strapped!

I ain't 'ticularly PROUD of it. It ain't somethin' I advertise (everyday). And it ain't something that makes me more of a MAN than any other sucka out there (i asked around, it really doesn't. surprised ME, too!) but it's THE TRUTF!!! and the TRUTF DON'T LIE! Not to itself, not to NOBODY!

Ice Tre is down to BRANDISH some STEEL when the situation BEGS for it. And while I ain't allowed to drop knowledge on EXACTLY what went down at that Mex'can restaurant? All I can say is: that waiter BEGGED fo' it. An' he GOT it, know'm'sayin'? Ice Tre is the KING of STEEL; whether it be in my HAND ... or all around me, LOCKED in a CAGE.

I signed my deal with the crooked DA, I walked IN to lock up a man, and walked OUT just the same. I CLOWNED the system, G. An' I'm BOLD enough to say it, to SCREAM it, from every rooftop! The words you're reading right now are the words of a man who still has the stank of his last conquest straight LINGERIN' on his fingers. The words you readin' right now be the words of a SOLDIER. The words of a man who has every wrestling promotion based in North America CLAMORIN' for his presence. The words of a man who fought the law. An' he WON.

Fools still want to step to me? On the street; where every fiend owes my cousin money, and every hoe still remembers the warm embrace of the back of my hand 'cross her face? They STILL wanna step to me? In the ring; where the booker be my best customer and the ring crew *ALL* bumpin' my custom ringtone? THEY ALL IN MY POCKET, homie! Look around you! Your little brother be my biggest fan! Your aunt wanna BLOW me! Ice Tre OWNS THE WORLD! Fools STILL think they smart to STEP TO ME?

Get to steppin', fools.

Ice Tre be MO' than ready.

An' he probably armed.

Heavy Be Da Head Dat Rocks Da Crown

s'appnin', baby? don't call it a comeback. what.

shit is thick, yo. you find yourself, right now -- at this moment, soaking in the brain of the Street'z Most Wanted. the real #1 contender. your boy and mine, the T, the R, and the E. holla'back.

hot off da heelz of BEATING the EPW World Champion, comin' off of the biggest and most UNSOLD match of 2007. you heard right, y'all. Ice Tre been punked out by da 'stablishment once again. you're reading the innermost thoughts of a soldier who, even after being one of the top arena draws in EPW's recent memory, after selling more merchandise than Ho'net and being TWICE as hard, even after besting one of the TOP wrestlers in the industry in HIS MATCH .... even STILL, Ice Tre remains UNRANKED in EPW's own top ten and UNRECOGNIZED by the so-called Suitz. what's it gonna take, yo? who does a proverbialized brother have to SCREW to get some RESPECT in Empire Pro? who gotstsa get GOT?

what's it gonna take?

let it ring out, loud AND proud; Whatever it takes, G.

whatever ain't NOTHIN'. not for a man who came up out the game, kid-tested .... mother-approved.

err'body wanna know what 2008 has in store for Ice Tre. point blank, i'm bout to DROP it on ya. oh-eight gon' be off the chain. i see growth. i see drama. i see GOLD, baby. GOLD.

happy new year, bitchz.

blazin' up in a bad, bad way

turn da TV on, yo.

it's burnin' like a motherfucker on the West Coast. y'all heard? San D' all on fire, an' whatnot. half the county evacuatized, all the peoplez rolled out. not me. i'm keepin' it real...

Holdin' It Down.

for the streetz. for the hood. half my crew been burnt outta house and home. i been lucky, so far. all in the way the wind blows, ya heard? i ain't been able to get my ass anywhere near an EPW promotional crew to cut no promo, and i know Cassanova Stewart must be out his mind tryin' to hype this big match i got comin' up WITHOUT me cuttin' another classic promo.

but sometimes, da world get in the way. it rears it's real-ass head and reminds you it's there, reminds a brother that there more to it ... than just that corner you plant yourself on err'yday. somethin' more important than the 9-5 grind. more important than the hustle. you think you got all the answers. got it ALL figured out. but the world, da big picture, LIFE ... wants to REMIND you; You Ain't So Big. 'cause, ya see ... the world won't be denied.

kinda like me. The T - R - E.

it's all in the way the wind blows.

it blows on Sean Stevenz. it blows HARD on that punk. Triple X is just a punk on a corner, to me. and maybe *I* WANT THAT CORNER. fact is; i'mma take it. fact is; he thinks he has it all figured out. just 'cause he was able to take me down before ... bust my jaw, break my wrist, crack a few ribs, and cut me open ... just because he was capable before, he thinks he'll be capable NEXT time we meet?

Aggression 33, son. Steel Cage. weapons all around. the STREETZ to my advantage.

s'called the law of averages, Stevenz. i'm bound to regain da upper hand. bound and determinated to take you down and put you OUT. For good.

don't none of y'all fans worry 'bout Tre. i'mma make it through this fire. be ready for the next. ready as anyone can.

sure hope The School is aight. should probably do my civic duty, an' shit, and check in.

i'll holla.

Letting Down My TEAM

this is me; layin' it down.

my pager been blowin' up. inbox busted out. the Tre'niacs err'ywhere wanna hear it from me. i been waitin', bidin' my time for the right moment to break my silence.

true; Empire Pro Wrestling's Official, Honorary CAPTAIN ... blew it for his TEAM.

that's just Ice Tre. always on top. always keepin' it poppin'. always on point. always willing and ablefied to admit when he was wrong. humble to a motherfuckin' fault, yo.

shit, i just can't help it.

so i'm sayin' it. i was given the opportunity to run my game at the FOREFRONT of TEAM EPW. the opportunity to REPRESENT EPW.

They - and you, the fans - CHOSE me.

ME.

and i let 'em all down. i let YOU all down. i blame myself, and - TRUST ME when I say - i'll bounce back. b'lieve dat.

to Team NFW, namely Mike RANDALLS, Doctor Fragalistic, 'The Wulf' Mike RANDALLS, and 'Eastwood' Mike RANDALLS -- I will say this:

Man ... fuck y'all. y'all bitchez got mad lucky, G. no diggity.

no doubt.

best b'lieve that at the next Dupree Cup, EPW will be there. and you can best b'lieve that it will be I, K'ang of the Streetz -Ice Tre, that will lead them there.

makin' 'em say "uuuuunnnnnnnnnnngggghhhh!"

Camel Toe, Yo

i ain't gonna belabor the subject, an' shit. i'm 'bout to drop silly knowledge right about now that the whole backwards ass eartf done been clamorin' for. y'all ready?

Caitlyn Daymon's got MAD CAMEL TOE, son! she be havin' some hang time on that monkey for DAYS, yo! no lie! 2 tru!

i watch her walk and i GOTST to be like" DAY-UM! That shit be draggin' on the floor, an' shit!"

her camel toe has a human toe. THAT is how big that nonsense be.

i lookin' at it ... and it looks BACK at ME!

fo' real!

i ain't gon' get all speculative and wonder about how freaky she get when the lights go low. i ain't looking to cross no boundaries, or nothin'. i'z just doin' what i do -- callin' it like i see it. and make no mistake.

i see it!

she got meat curtains, homie. KRAZY kurtains. and they hang LOW. if i was the type of brotha that needed to lay low from the Police? Shee-it. them shits would be my SAFEHOUSE! i ever had to look for a place to HIBERNATE? her moose knuckle be the PLACE. how much clearer does a brotha gotsta BE?

i ain't MAD atcha, Caityln. Ain't like dat. I'z just bein' observational. Do yo' thang.

Rock that monkey, girl.

this your boy, Ice Tre. holla.

T R E in TEAM

you heard right.

Ice Tre is living the dream. contract; extended with EPW. next match; teaming with Day Ryan, representin' EPW in the Dupree memorial.

couldn't be more honored.

all you have to do to reckonize the impact mr.dupree had on the industry - and the people he knew - to know how important it is to show up for this event. Ice Tre never met the mastermind behind so many incredible wrestling promotions. never met the cat that everyone says was the absolute most gen-u-wine guy in the bid'niss. and I be regrettin' that. err'day. but i'm more than privledged to try and make this tournament mean somethin'.

gotsta take a beat to thank all my fans. the Tre'niacs ... you my boyz. keep it real.

to Tre'z HoodRatz -- my ladies of the night -- make it clap, yo.

i wouldn't be where i be if y'all weren't where you were, nah'mean?

Ice Tre has never been more determinated 2 dominate and decimate. hopin' i can stretch this into a more-than-one-shot dizzle. these events get MAD exposure, son. err'body peepin' ICE TRE in their area! Bow down, yo!

NFW ain't SHIT! Ice Tre will lead Dan Ryan and TEAM EPW to victory, yo!

How I Do.

booyah, kid.

microphone check. one, two. one, two.

that's right. it's your boy, T R E. what.

peep me out, yo. bloggin' like a motherfucker backstage at Russian Roulette. all high tech an' shit. iPhonin it it, son!

talk with the boys swirlin' around Dan Ryan regaining control of this piece at the next show. some of the boys happy, some nervous, some indifferent. me? damn. Dan Ryan ain't wronged The Tre just yet. file me as indifferential.

my super-agent, Cassanova Stewart, out working out a deal to keep the Ice Age on your TV. to freeze out suckas. longterm and in an EPW ring. if anybody can make the deal happen and make sure all my millions and millions of fans remain satisfied, it's Cassanova. my brother is smooth, son.

Stevens up for the EPW World Championship tonight. Unreal that he would have that shot before Ice Tre. I was born to win that King of the Cage tourmanent. and he edged me out. it could have been ME. SHOULD have been T R E.

but rest assured, Tre'niacs ... my story ain't done yet. you have not seen the last of the King of the Streetz. the King of the Internetz. Ice Tre.

holla.